No Pedo

I was talking with my girlfriend the other day about the pedophilic tendencies present in U.S. culture.

Urban Dictionary defines the phrase "no pedo" as "A phrase stated after a questionable remark intended to clear the sayer of being a pedophile."
ex."in about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus"- Mack Maine - "Every Girl"

Notice the lack of "no pedo..." it's disturbingly absent. Never mind the fact that Miley Cyrus looks like, um...not really sure. But in any case, a grown ass man is insinuating that he is lustily waiting for this girl to get a few years older.

A few years ago, Maxim, and white male America, was thirsty for the Olsen twins to become of age despite the fact that they look like scared monkeys. Now that they are over 21, there is virtually no interest in them as sexual objects.

An estimated 2% of American Catholic priests (914)are pedophiles (CARA).

Toddlers and Tiaras a TLC show about beauty pageants, is basically porno for pedos.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/category/celebrity-children/. Kids should never be called "HOT!"

This one too!


There are many, many other examples of this in media, but i want to keep this post kinda short. In closing, we need to look at why we have this obsession with children and why we prefer certain traits and tendencies in older women (that's a whole different monster).

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Calling all MC's!

So Mos Def was feeling himself recently and challenged all current rappers to a pay-per-view rap battle. Specifically, he called out Beanie Sigel, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and Freeway, and a few others. Now in my opinion, I think Mos has a shot at all of them in a freestyle battle, but the problem is, on a stage that big, you know everyone is bringing their best written material.




In a true freestyle battle, these are my top 5 in no particular order:

• Crooked I
• Jin
• Chino XL
• Rhymefest
• Eminem

What do you think? Personally, I'd kill 'em all :)

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Speedin'

By most accounts I'm your average young male west side raised Chicagoan. I love all things Chicago, I dress kinda fly (cept for at work, randomly), and I love mild sauce lol! But one thing that absolutely drives me mad about Chicago is the driving!

Let me preface this rant by stating that I didn't get my drivers license until about my sophomore year in college (Rutgers). Let me tell you something. Driving in the NY/NJ area is NOTHING compared to driving in the Midwest. Don't get me wrong now, I love the laid back and mellow way of life here, but learning to drive on the East Coast turned me into a monster!

These are the things that irk me the most:

• People in fast, expensive cars that drive slow
• People that drive SUVs and slow down to a complete stop before driving over 2" speed bumps.
• People that don't pull out into the intersection while waiting to make the left turn.
• Post-winter pot holes
• People that go 60mph in the far lane on the E-way
• People eating/drinking/talking/applying make-up while driving.

I love you Chicago, but please learn how to drive!

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A Tribute to Dipset pt.3

<------- It's dip set! get it, DIP SET? Oh come on! Dip Set......yeh, anyway here's part 3.

Dip Set!
Dip Set!
Dip Set!

I'm sneakin like a creep
in yo room, it smell like feet
bog ole gorilla meat
got me itchin like fleas
drinkin designer teas
get off you knees
too much strees on ya dungarees
shout out to Super Mario - Me


O holy night in my draws
I let out a fart and you came out my dark boody hole
you ain't got no soul
the methane cleared that up
my up you dirty flerge
livin like a 15th century dirge - Q


I'm grimy like a sewer
all kinds of meat to skewer
I like veggies too
although they make me poo
I got mad kebabs
like my homie Steveie jobs
fresh ipod yo
whiter than fresh dandruff bro
Selsun Blue, I see you - Me

Yes, we do have waaay too much time on our hands. This is it for now. Maybe more to come next time we're extra bored.

Hope you enjoyed it!

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A Tribute to Dipset pt.2

Part 2 of the random ridiculousness...

Yeah yeah I fiber
muscle fiber
stool fibers harder than any BOD - Q


My poopie hard like rubies
yo poopie soft like Rudy
digestion outta whack
like some flooding slacks
my stool game extra proper
like Mexican La Raza
Italian like a mobsta
got cake like Betty Crocka
shout out to my man Jewish Dave - Me


Ok, ok Rudi Hukstable, Ruby Tuesdays
flippin women ways, all kinda ways
anyways, you hungry? you lonely?
get up off me, get on me
on my demonstration of how I have revenue
for the nations be patient, you
ain't gettin none
get to a nunnery cause you ain't feelin nonna me - Q


Get to a nunnery
u tryna feel on me
but I got spikes ma
like a fly porcuP
they stab u in your hand
like rusty soda cans
make u burp so loud
off them soda bubble clouds
I can't find my phone - Me


Well, spikes is nice
I got one in my pants
doin the undie dance
come take a peek, you ain't gotta sneak
Boo! I caught you
you ain't up to this
you ain't even had breakfast - Q

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A Tribute to Dipset pt.1

To commemorate the return of Killa Cam to the rap scene, I'll be posting a series of Dipset-esque bars that a friend and I did a few months back when I was bored at work. Please, don't take these seriously. I am not an aspiring rapper. When you read this, use your Cam'ron voice.

Waddell, gave me a job,
now I'm on the job
I got gobs
gobs of money sonny
(Dip Set version)
By Q - The lines that started the madness


I got money money
like big pots of honey
Winne the Pooh you kid
ain't nothin funny
Shout out to Eyeore - Me


Dip Set, trip set, den I whip set
don't call chil' welfare cause I fare well
I den shot the apple cause I spotted apple early on
Will Tell & Steve Jobs had a baby
it aight
no baby it was me saying waaa, waaa
I want the moneys so I filled my pockets - Q


I got that Buffet loot
or like T.Boone Pickens
lace up my Timbs
I'm finna go kickin
up some dirt like Joe
oh you ain't know?
I'm poison son
cuz I'm a Scorpio
I like hot dogs yo - Me


hot dogs yeah you always got a dog in yo mauf
sayin feed me, feed me
with miracle whip please
only miracle I know come from my roll - Q


I got mad green
like a kiddie booger
ew that's nasty son
wipe you on my sleeve
before you could sneeze
I flew off in the wind
like a stiff breeze
Metamucil - Me

More to come soon! Feel free to add your own bars!

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Best Combo Ever?

The Best Combo Ever? is not a question of gustatory debate. It is not one of culinary curiosity. The question posed is one of musical persuasion. Earlier today I was listening to "Some X S**t" by DMX, and noted that he always kills the Swizz Beats tracks. So I wondered to myself and Dane, who else always kills tracks by that one producer? Who is the Best producer/rapper combo ever?


I know this list could go on forever, but here are some of my favorites:

• P.Diddy/Biggie
• RZA/Wu-Tang
• Kanye West/Kanye West
• Pharrell/NORE
• Manny Fresh/Lil Wayne
• Swizz Beats/DMX
• 9th Wonder/Little Brother

I could go on and on. Of course there are some notable producers and rappers left off the list, but 1.)it's a favorites list, and 2.) some great producers don't have one artist that consistently outshines every other rapper they produce for.

Who are your favorites?

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